So much cute. I can’t.
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
THE PENGUIN BOOKS ONE THO
yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
Ain’t no party like a Microsoft paint party
i like how the gray/black/white squares are like
“can u not”
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
A Civil War Hits London, This Shocking One Second a Day Video Shows How it Destroys a Little Girl’s Life
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
“This is Bull. He’s a chimera, which is a single animal that genetically is two animals. In his case, a black lab and a yellow lab. The result is extremely adorable.”
but look even his little footsies are different and he is so darn cute
how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program
Me trying to think of date ideas.
when you try your best but you don’t succeed.
I LITERALLY STARTING SINGING THIS SONG AS IM LOOKING THROUGH THE PHOTO SET
The real struggle of life. Admit it, we’ve all felt this way at one point
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish